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General MKB => General Banter => Topic started by: art b on December 31, 2011, 06:18:37 PM

Title: and then there were 2
Post by: art b on December 31, 2011, 06:18:37 PM
being at a bit of a loose end over xmas i thought id visit a few forums on tinterweb.....

and bought another ubertank....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/plusone.gif)


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g74/artburge/DSCF7691.jpg)


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g74/artburge/DSCF7687.jpg)

the new[ to me one ]has


Audi a6 2.5tdi SE avant (ael engine)
Pioneer cd/blue tooth audio , private regestration plate , information computer ,
Full quattro sport interior,S2 steering wheel
Owned last 5 years
4 x shock absorbers and lowering springs fitted
2 x top bushes (front suspension )
4 wheel alignment & camber adjustment
17 inch genuine audi alloys (purchased from audi)
Michelin primacy tyres fitted
New auto box proffesionally fitted
( £ 1800 ) about 5k ago
Cambelt kit / vibration damper/water pump 5k ago
Rear brake caliper/disc/pads (2011)
Front disc/pads(2010)
2 new front susspension arms(2010)
2 x track rod ends , 5 x glow plugs
New a/c rad
Cv joint
Decat pipe
Professonal re-map
K&n air filter

Seviced every 5k with oil/filter , fuel filter , air filter etc
Looking for an enthusiast to buy
Drives faultless
50 mpg on a run
With around 170 bhp
Looks and drives fantastic
Around £4000 spent in last 3 year
as mine has a injector pump leak it seemed rude not to buy another during xmas when no-one else was interested....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)


old tank

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g74/artburge/DSCF7689.jpg)



new lower tank...

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g74/artburge/DSCF7690.jpg)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: daveyboy on December 31, 2011, 06:48:54 PM
did the plate come with the car art  ??.

sell it nd get some money back(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: art b on December 31, 2011, 08:14:25 PM
yup i may offer it back to carl...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/chiny.gif)

or change my name(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: Andy on January 01, 2012, 02:43:02 AM
Got to ask Art, how much?
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: Cunning Plan on January 01, 2012, 02:02:20 PM
Nicely played sir. Good addition to the fleet. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: art b on January 02, 2012, 02:21:57 PM
Quoting: Andy
Got to ask Art, how much?




800bucks plus road tax, its mot'ed until july,
looking through the bills .. its had a new injector pump (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)

im ordering an injector pump gasket kit for the leaky one... looks like a challenge though,
im wonderin if it leaking due to the low sulfur fuel..(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/sad.gif)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuRI8EovEmQ&feature=related
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: art b on March 08, 2012, 06:53:12 PM
fixed the injector pump with new seals, as per the vid, total cost £14..(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/beavisnbutthead.gif)

just sold the 1st car today for 1k,
bought it for £1400 over 3 yrs ago so cant complain,(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
 £133 a year  depreciation...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)

the guys who bought it had to make sure their stretcher would fit in the back...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)

so they can bring so they can bring bodies from the hospital
(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)

as they are funeral directors....

this afternoon was like carry on embalming...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rofls.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: Roadkill on March 09, 2012, 09:07:03 AM
They must be pretty small bodies they're carrying ! (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)

I can only lie down in the back of the Mondy with the front seat "quite far" forwards - and I know the Audi's are smaller as my Guv'nor has one.

Good resale, though. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: art b on March 09, 2012, 10:33:13 AM
i did make sure they were happy with the size....
they said they had seen some aweful estate cars out there,

they were quite happy with the stretcher diagonally,
with the passenger seat well forward, one of em can sit in the back if need be...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)

well they turned up this morning....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
full of banter,
all suited and booted...with their stretcher, big red drape with gold tassels....and went of to pick up the 1st passenger ...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)
they have just opened another chapel of rest in town today and their really busy..
i did say i wont look forward to traveling in it again....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)

but they said oh if ya ever need a lift....?

sometimes i just have to pinch myself ...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rofls.gif)
Title: and then there were 2
Post by: Andy on March 09, 2012, 11:25:42 AM
There are some funny ones out there!

Nice work though Art!