Just a suggestion:
a number of you have been members for yonks and have become Mega 'Ho's, Low Down Dirty 'Ho's....
Let's face it, the rate of Ho'ing means that us trainee's could never hope to catch up.
Just wondered if we could go communist - share out the wealth and all become the same type of 'Ho and to start again with the race to the top of Hodom!!!
I not, how about trying this:
http://www.hoslap.net/ ?
wouldnt make any difference luv, the rate some of us post you would be left behind in a week.
here is the top 10 for this month
Roadkill 682
55starchief 508
Jamieg285 331
philoldsmobile 291
Incursus 273
... 141 Titsy
... 131 Lusty Lass
... 107 VIPER
... 101 FUBAR
... 72 ianjpage
looks like your doing ok to me
Oh bum! Guess some people were born to be 'Ho's and others quite obviously were not!!!!!!
How did you get on in Ho slap?
Quoting: Lusty Lass
a number of you have been members for yonks
Less then six months. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)
Quoting: Lusty Lass
trainee's could never hope to catch up.
Work Harder.
Quoting: Lusty Lass
share out the wealth
The MKB demand excellence !!!
If you are falling behind you will fail !!!
Much like the the weak one in the heard.
Quoting: Lusty Lass
how about trying this
I slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic.
Now we'll hear no more of this silly communist talk. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/smirk.gif)
We're elite-ist here.
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Quoting: Roadkill
slapped that Ho 365mph !!! Pimptastic
It seems your Pimp Slapping skills just arn't upto my standard Roadkill...
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/slice_of_toast/pimpslap.jpg)
Now that's what I call Pimpin'... (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
Damit cant play with a track pad most i can get is 220
What you need is a ball type mouse like with spank the monkey which this is a copy of
Highest i got was 400 (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/down.gif)
Bow down to my superior Pimpness.....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
Hmm, Optical mouse and no mat . . . .
Still, at least I pimp slap with style. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
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I got a 371. No idea how, couldn't work out how the damn thing worked.
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Click and hold on the "Hand" - slide your mouse (with hand) into Da' Ho'.
As fast as you can - pimptastic !!!
Yes, that was the theory. However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'. I would move the mouse back to have another go, and the hand would slap her.
Gave up in the end.
Yeah, it's pretty complicated. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rofls.gif)
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Quoting: Jamieg285
However, most times, the hand would stop before I got to the Ho'
Have to admit I had the same problem.(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/down.gif)
Softies.
You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
Quoting: Roadkill
You'll never make a good pimp if ya can't pimp-slap your Ho's
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