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Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 21, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
Hope its okay to post this here

I'm selling my BMW 318 ( 1990 ) in oak green. Its a lovely car in good allround nick for the year and virtually no rust at all. It has 116,000 on the clock and has MOT til sept and tax til the end of july. . 4 owners from new

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw.jpg)

It has the odd scratch here and there and a couple car park dings but nothing major. The interior is good but strangely has leather door cards and cloth seats. It has electric windows , sunroof and a crappy 90's tape player.

The enigne drives great and does not seem to lose any of its fluids at all. The gear stick is a little sloppy but no worse than a lot of cars of this age.

The brakes seem fine and the only problem is that the handbrake does not grip on one side , I would guess it is a cable problem as the car brakes firm and evenly when driving

everything else seems to work fine and it has taken me and the family all round the U.K without missing a beat. It is however an old car so please don't expect it to be A1 , it isn't, but it is a reliable old car that'll do someone proud.

There cant be many of these going round as good as this one

I'm after £500 for a quick sale
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 21, 2007, 07:30:04 PM
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Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 21, 2007, 07:56:37 PM
Quoting Roadkill (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/chiny.gif)

Yes keep it in the family (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)

Best be quick because Craig is coming up here Wednesday morning (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Titsy on May 21, 2007, 08:01:08 PM
Quoting: Roadkill
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Chavscort replacement? (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 21, 2007, 08:36:06 PM
Go ahead Dean, you know you want to. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rofls.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: EDGE on May 21, 2007, 09:08:44 PM
that does seem cheap and it would fit more in than the chav-scrote.....
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 21, 2007, 09:54:07 PM
Its probably a little under priced , although there seems to be a lot of dreamers out there.

I paid £500 in january from a friend of a friend and he said it was cheap , so I would be happy with £500
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Rocky on May 21, 2007, 09:57:01 PM
I would have had it if i hadnt got the Honda as i like my Beamers, Very good price for a tourer.
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 21, 2007, 10:02:20 PM
Are you coming up in it on Wednesday ?
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 21, 2007, 10:13:41 PM
Wasn't planning on it. I've booked a train ticket so i would be £38 out of pocket.

It might have been an idea to advertise before booking a ticket . Doh (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/oops.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 21, 2007, 10:18:55 PM
I'd be interested but have got alot of out goings in the next couple of weeks . . . (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/down.gif)

If you've still got it then let me know. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: HardRockCamaro on May 21, 2007, 11:05:58 PM
And it's the right generation of BMW to actually work reliably as opposed to the newer ones which would be having you wish you'd been given the multimeter and fuses gift set for xmas...
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: EDGE on May 21, 2007, 11:24:33 PM
a guy up the road from me has one like that... goes hooning around in it everyday and never seems to have a problem with it...
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 22, 2007, 03:31:17 AM
Quoting: EDGE
hooning


Alright Edge, That one's not in my Dictionary of English Slang.(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/chiny.gif)

So what does it mean?(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 22, 2007, 06:36:58 AM
Quoting: sixpack2639
Alright Edge, That one's not in my Dictionary of English Slang.

So what does it mean?


" Hooning " Driving a car without giving a shite - basically (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 22, 2007, 06:58:00 AM
No worries dean. To be honest i realy need to sell before a couple of weeks hence the lower price.

If its still ofr sale i'll give you a shout pal
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Fieldy on May 22, 2007, 09:14:03 AM
Is this the one that Dan had? If so I can vouch it's A clean motor
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 22, 2007, 09:20:08 AM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
If its still ofr sale i'll give you a shout pal


Thanks, mate.

What with the £735 for the gearbox yesterday and all . . . plus I've got a house sale going through in the next couple of weeks . . . plus I really need to buy a new bathroom suite . . . and . . . . and . . . (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rolleyes.gif)

However - my cars earn me £££ so when the house has gone through and if you've still got it. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: EDGE on May 22, 2007, 09:29:40 AM
Quoting: sixpack2639
Alright Edge, That one's not in my Dictionary of English Slang.

So what does it mean?


lol....

Quoting: F Body
" Hooning " Driving a car without giving a shite


kind of yeah, it more means "driving with a liberal application of the throttle"  not necessarily not giving a shite...

consider yourself edjamacated (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 22, 2007, 09:31:55 AM
Quoting: EDGE
kind of yeah, it more means "driving with a liberal application of the throttle" not necessarily not giving a shite...


I agree.

"Twatting it about" would cover the not giving a shite bit. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 22, 2007, 12:53:14 PM
Quoting: Roadkill
plus I've got a house sale going through in the next couple of weeks . . .


Is Castle Roadkill relocating (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Titsy on May 22, 2007, 12:58:42 PM
Quoting: F Body
Is Castle Roadkill relocating


Nope, But the RK property empire is going to be letting a house to Chris and myself... Let the party begin....
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Just don't tell the land lord....(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/confused.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Mustangus on May 22, 2007, 01:13:43 PM
Quoting: Roadkill
However - my cars earn me £££


This popped up on another forum - might be of relevance to you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/05/19/nmotors19.xml

This government(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/mad.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 22, 2007, 01:18:10 PM
Quoting: Mustangus
This popped up on another forum - might be of relevance to you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/05/19/nmotors19.xml


Thanks for that.

It's F*cking insane !

For 10,000 miles I get £4,000.

Sounds great but the fuel costs are £1250 ish.

Then there's the insurance and the extra wear and tare.

At the moment it gives me a little bonus on top of my usual (crap) wages.

If this law comes in I'll be looking for another job for sure !

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Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Giblets on May 22, 2007, 02:15:39 PM
Those early 3 series were nice and tail happy from what I recall, which is why so many cut and shuts are out there!
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 22, 2007, 03:42:30 PM
Quoting: EDGE
consider yourself edjamacated


Duely noted! (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)

Do I get a Duh-ploma now that i'm edjamacated? (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 22, 2007, 05:53:08 PM
Yeah fieldy it is Dans old car , only a darn site cleaner than when he had it (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 23, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
Okay i need to sell the old girl to fund an alarm and steering box (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)

£400 to a MKB member
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: EDGE on May 23, 2007, 07:53:59 PM
even more bargainatious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: ianjpage on May 23, 2007, 10:55:08 PM
now that is a damn good price
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: FUBAR on May 23, 2007, 11:29:11 PM
Quoting: F Body
Hooning


Its also sometimes used as an expression of size, i.e.

"Hooning great big t!tties"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/ryanbudd/NZC/jana_defi_advert_a.jpg)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Jo on May 23, 2007, 11:29:49 PM
(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif) My god she must get back ache
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Fieldy on May 24, 2007, 08:40:07 AM
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Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Fieldy on May 24, 2007, 08:41:29 AM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
only a darn site cleaner than when he had it


I can see that, 'tis a very smart, clean 3 series. good price too
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 24, 2007, 09:49:32 AM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
£400 to a MKB member


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Just can't do it at the moment. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/confused.gif)

I've got to wait til the house goes through at least. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/confused.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 24, 2007, 08:35:31 PM
All arches are as good as this one
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw001.jpg)

Only real mark on the interior is a scuff on the drivers seat

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw003.jpg)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw004.jpg)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw002.jpg)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 25, 2007, 06:32:46 PM
Quoting: sixpack2639
hooning


Alright Edge, That one's not in my Dictionary of English Slang.



Hey why not buy the T Shirt (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/dontknow.gif)

(http://shop.gawker.com/images/Hoon_Large.jpg)

(http://shop.gawker.com/images/Hoon_Close_up.jpg)

http://shop.gawker.com/cgi-bin/shopper.cgi?preadd=action&key=JLT02
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 26, 2007, 12:50:22 PM
Forgot to mention

It comes with a dog guard and built in load cover and the first aid kit is even still sitting there unopened. It also has had a new radiator in '01 and a new water water pump and cambelt at 81,000

here is a couple pic of the side of the car to show how straight she is. also the pic of the rust spot


(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw006.jpg)


(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw005.jpg)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw007.jpg)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 26, 2007, 04:42:52 PM
Quoting: FUBAR
Its also sometimes used as an expression of size, i.e.

"Hooning great big t!tties"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/ryanbudd/NZC/jana_defi_advert_a.jpg)


(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif) (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif) (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 26, 2007, 06:39:32 PM
Just had this email from someone who saw it on pistonheads.com

do you reckon its a scam. I dont mean to be rude but even if it isn't a scam , i cant be assed to deal with someone like this

Hello

Basicly am willing to purchase your  CAR ,pls i will really appreciate if you
can forward some pics.

In other words,i'''ll very glad if you can tell me the status condition,cause am
a little beat skeptical about the condition.

Has a atter of fact,i''''ll like to know the last price you requesting for,
now,as such,i''''ll like us to conclude this deal asoon as possible.

Most important,i''''ll really appreciate if you can forward your phone numer and
where you located at,and pls with due respect,i''''ll be anticipating your
prompt notification immediately so as to conclude this transaction asap thanks.

Joe...
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: art b on May 26, 2007, 07:01:28 PM
with english like that.........its gotta be a forign scammer........(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 26, 2007, 07:15:38 PM
bless em

Just had a bloke from London trying to barter me down to £350 (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rolleyes.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Fieldy on May 27, 2007, 12:04:19 AM
as if it isn't cheap enough!
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 27, 2007, 12:53:36 AM
You get all sorts on forums.

That guy sounds like a scammer bot . . . doesn't even sound human !

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Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 27, 2007, 05:08:01 PM
Quoting: Roadkill
That guy sounds like a scammer bot . . . doesn't even sound human !



I'd go scammer but might be worth an e-mail just in case he's just thick (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/chiny.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 27, 2007, 05:08:56 PM
That's a really nice Van in the background (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/tongue.gif)

[img]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/craigthejones/bmw006.jpg\" border=\"0\"  alt=\"\" width=150>
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 27, 2007, 06:32:58 PM
(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif) better than nice mate.


It rocks (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rock.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 27, 2007, 06:40:35 PM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
better than nice mate.


It rocks


DOH !

As I said though it was time to move on, funds permitting ?

Dam I 've only been working 9 straight days and it sucks already (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/sad.gif)

Think my record was 213 days (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 27, 2007, 07:14:31 PM
any ideas of future wheels then martyn
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 27, 2007, 07:22:18 PM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
any ideas of future wheels then martyn


Plenty but I'm holding out for something (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 28, 2007, 04:34:18 AM
An Astro would be (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/cool.gif)











Oh, right, you just sold one.(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rolleyes.gif) (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rofls.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 28, 2007, 07:13:05 AM
Quoting: sixpack2639
An Astro would be


Oh, right, you just sold one.


(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/slap.gif)

I really enjoyed the Astro/Safari but time for a change (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: CJ-IROCZ on May 28, 2007, 04:51:21 PM
SOLD (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: sixpack2639 on May 28, 2007, 08:29:31 PM
Congrats!(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: ianjpage on May 28, 2007, 11:22:24 PM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ

SOLD


sweet (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: F Body on May 29, 2007, 06:50:59 AM
Quoting: CJ-IROCZ
SOLD


Good News (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Roadkill on May 29, 2007, 05:40:02 PM
T'was only a matter of time. (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: 1990 BMW 318 touring for sale
Post by: Cunning Plan on May 31, 2007, 05:13:30 PM
Damit!! just seen this thread and I need a daily until my yank arrives...  anyone else got a cheap run around??