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General MKB => General Banter => Topic started by: F Body on July 24, 2007, 08:26:26 PM

Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: F Body on July 24, 2007, 08:26:26 PM
Spend a fortune in the Asda Petrol station but never see anything like this :

A gas station in Dömitz, Germany got some publicity in the German tabloids this week after a woman strolled in to buy cigarettes.
Now, that in itself is not newsworthy. What is, however, is that the blond, tattooed woman was buck-freaking-naked, save for a pair of gold stiletto heels and a bracelet.
After casually going about her business inside the station's convenience store, she walked back out, climbed into the passenger seat of a waiting Ferrari F430, and drove off. The employee inside the shop was unfazed, telling reporters, "I wasn't surprised. She's come in naked before. She's a very nice woman."
Her birthday-suit shopping trip was caught on camera by another customer at the filling station, and those pictures made it into the German tabs, where nudity is not an obstacle.

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http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/leser-reporter/2007/07/23/tankstelle-ferrari/nac-k-te,geo=2187726.html
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Cunning Plan on July 24, 2007, 09:10:38 PM
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Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: HardRockCamaro on July 24, 2007, 09:19:19 PM
Shame about the tattoos's, looks quite fit otherwise...
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: ianjpage on July 24, 2007, 09:33:20 PM
...ok then....
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Flip Martian on July 24, 2007, 10:16:40 PM
I'm glad that doesn't happen at Tesco's in Wolverton...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/confused.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Pod on July 24, 2007, 10:34:23 PM
Where does she keep the change? (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Shifty on July 25, 2007, 07:09:22 AM
Quoting: Flip Martian
I'm glad that doesn't happen at Tesco's in Wolverton...


What the!!!

Toty walking around shops naked would actualy make shopping interesting, in fact I think they should make it mandatory (http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/rtfm.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Jamieg285 on July 25, 2007, 08:40:46 AM
Makes me laugh that they felt the need to blur her face.
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Kenny on July 25, 2007, 09:01:11 AM
Quoting: Shifty
I'm glad that doesn't happen at Tesco's in Wolverton...

What the!!!


have you seen the typical female in Wolverton Tesco!!

now euro totty...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/up.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Fieldy on July 25, 2007, 09:13:02 AM
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Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: EDGE on July 25, 2007, 10:50:31 AM
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Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Flip Martian on July 25, 2007, 01:57:23 PM
Quoting: Kenny
Quoting: Shifty
I'm glad that doesn't happen at Tesco's in Wolverton...

What the!!!

have you seen the typical female in Wolverton Tesco!!



Exactly! I used to live there (and still shop at Tesco sometimes). Mind you, THEN I moved on to New Bradwell...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/shame.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Shifty on July 25, 2007, 02:44:02 PM
OK OK,

I did say Totty (only fitties)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Flip Martian on July 25, 2007, 10:19:09 PM
"Totty" and "Wolverton" don't really go hand in hand...(http://mkb-cc.yanksrule.co.uk//Forum/smileys/wink.gif)
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Roadkill on July 25, 2007, 11:27:22 PM
Quoting: Flip Martian
"Totty" and "Wolverton" don't really go hand in hand...


I hear ya'.

Oh, and that story . . . interesting . . . the girl . . . Tattoos are all good but they didn't float my boat, tbh.
Title: Dam this never happens at Asda !
Post by: Incursus on July 30, 2007, 09:31:55 AM
Quoting: Kenny
euro totty


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